42 Hilarious Reasons Kids Wouldn’t Eat Their Food

42 reasons kids wouldn't eat their food

We all know kids can be fussy eaters. But sometimes, the completely irrational reasons children give for turning away their dinner are hilarious enough to make it all worth it.

Instagrammers have been documenting the reasons their kids haven’t eaten their food and the results range from the surreal to the cute to the insane.

1. My kid can’t eat this because “there’s poop in there”.

my kid cant eat this because theres poop in there

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2. My kid can’t eat this because the flour on the bread makes her hands feel weird.

my kid cant eat this because the flour on the bread makes her hands feel weird

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3. My kid can’t eat this because she’s big enough now and if she got bigger it would be wrong. I guess the first half allowed her to achieve the ultimate height.

my kid cant eat this because she's big enough now and if she got bigger it would be wrong. I guess the first half allowed her to achieve the ultimate height

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4. My kid can’t eat this because of this single bell pepper.

my kid cant eat this because of this single bell pepper

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5. My kid can’t eat this because of the weird brown things. Herbs. Those are herbs.

my kid cant eat this because of the weird brown things herbs those are herbs

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6. My kid can’t eat this because it’s in a bag not a box.

my kid cant eat this because it's in a bag not a box

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7. My kid can’t eat this because it would mess up his design.

my kid cant eat this because it would mess up his design

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8. My kid can’t eat this because he doesn’t want these peaches. He wants the other peaches. These are literally the last peaches in the pantry.

my kid cant eat this because he doesnt want these peaches He wants the other peaches These are literally the last peaches in the pantry

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9. My kid cant eat this, er, drink this, because it’s crunchy. It’s milk.

my kid cant eat this er drink this, because it's crunchy. It's milk

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10. My kid can’t eat this chicken noodle soup because the noodles are dry.

my kid cant eat this chicken noodle soup because the noodles are dry

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11. My kid can’t eat this cereal bar because he broke it.

my kid cant eat this cereal bar because he broke it

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12. My kid can’t eat this because they’re too noodl-ey.

my kid cant eat this because theyre too noodley

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13. My kid can’t eat this because they’re not in a box.

my kid cant eat this because they're not in a box

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14. My kid can’t eat this because the syrup is not in the right place on the plate.

my kid cant eat this because the syrup is not in the right place on the plate

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15. My kid can’t eat this because the spoon doesn’t have a princess on it.

my kid cant eat this because the spoon doesn't have a princess on it

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16. My kid can’t eat this because the scoop of oatmeal was too big, then too small, then not uniform enough.

my kid cant eat this because the scoop of oatmeal was too big, then too small, then not uniform enough

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17. My kid can’t eat this because the noodles are hiding her soup.

my kid cant eat this because the noodles are hiding her soup

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18. My kid can’t eat this because the juice is too wet.

my kid cant eat this because the juice is too wet

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19. My kid can’t eat this because the hot dogs aren’t peeled.

my kid cant eat this because the hot dogs aren't peeled

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20. My kid can’t eat this because the crusts are too crusty.

my kid cant eat this because the crusts are too crusty

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21. My kid can’t eat this because the breading is broken.

my kid cant eat this because the breading is broken

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22. My kid can’t eat this because the bread is too curvy.

my kid cant eat this because the bread is too curvy

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23. My kid can’t eat this because she doesn’t have a tail.

my kid cant eat this because she doesn't have a tail

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24. My kid can’t eat this because she asked for cinnamon toast and this is cinnamon toast. It’s cinnamon toast.

my kid cant eat this because she asked for cinnamon toast and this is cinnamon toast its cinnamon toast

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25. My kid can’t eat this because of the two black spots. They are bagel crumbs.

my kid cant eat this because of the two black spots they are bagel crumbs

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26. My kid can’t eat this because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy.

my kid cant eat this because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy

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27. My kid can’t eat this because its broken.

my kid cant eat this because its broken

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28. My kid cant eat this because it’s too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it.

my kid cant eat this because it's too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it

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29. My kid can’t eat this because it’s on a green plate.

my kid cant eat this because it's on a green plate

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30. My kid can’t eat this because it’s not made of pizza.

my kid cant eat this because it's not made of pizza

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31. My kid can’t eat this because it’s not full.

my kid cant eat this because it's not full

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32. My kid can’t eat this because it’s in a new wrapper.

my kid cant eat this because it's in a new wrapper

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33. My kid can’t eat this because it was on her plate and not mine.

my kid cant eat this because it was on her plate and not mine

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34. My kid can’t eat this because it looks like pie.

my kid cant eat this because it looks like pie

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35. My kid can’t eat this because it has wrinkles like grandma mimi, so its old.

my kid cant eat this because it has wrinkles like grandma mimi so its old

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36. My kid can’t eat this because it has fork holes in it. He keeps saying it’s sad while the new one I gave him is happy.

my kid cant eat this because it has fork holes in it. He keeps saying it's sad while the new one I gave him is happy

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37. My kid can’t eat this because it has “ants” on it and a hole in it.

my kid cant eat this because it has ants on it and a hole in it

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38. My kid can’t eat this because it has a green lid.

my kid cant eat this because I didnt open it another family member did

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39. My kid can’t eat this because although it is exactly what he asked for, it was presented in the wrong bowl.

my kid cant eat this because although it is exactly what he asked for, it was presented in the wrong bowl

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40. My kid can’t eat this because after three bites its just too old.

my kid cant eat this because after three bites its just too old

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41. My kid can’t eat this because all of the intact crackers have been contaminated by the broken cracker.

My kid can't eat this because all of the intact crackers have been contaminated by the broken cracker

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